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Monthly Archives: December, 2010

2010: Looking Back

As much as I love retrospective posts and Top X Lists of the Year, I suppose it’s almost time to tuck those away for another 364 days.  January 1st always hits me like a wall of normalcy after the hectic month that was December.  Once tomorrow rolls in, it’s back to normal schedules and normal …

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2010 Flushies: Most Over-Hyped Feature, Biggest Surprise, Best Non-MMO

Winner: EVE Online’s “Walking in Stations” I guess this is a Big Deal for the EVE community?  But every time I hear “Walking in Stations” said with this sort of reverent, hushed awe, I have this overwhelming desire to stand up on a chair and shout, “EVERY OTHER MMO LETS YOU WALK AROUND.  IT IS …

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Bravo, World of Warcraft Community. Bravo.

From the WoW forums (thanks Victor!): “I recently had an accident that resulted in the permanent lose of my hearing… I felt more alone than ever.” Oh man, that… that sucks. “Do you know what the first question i got from my guild leader was? He asked me if i could still use vent.” Srsly? …

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2010 Flushies: Marketing Win, Trend of the Year, Misfiring in All Directions, X-Pack of the Year

Winner: Guild Wars 2 Hall of Monuments Calculator So how do you reward loyal fans, rally gamers around an upcoming MMO, and get a bunch of new players to buy your six-year-old product?  If you’re ArenaNet, you come out with the Hall of Monuments Calculator. By giving players incentives to both purchase and play Guild …

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2010 Flushies: Best Trailer, Dud of the Year, Customer Service Fail, Best Beta

Winner: Guild Wars 2 “Manifesto” Bold.  Audacious.  Inspiring.  These were just a few of the words that popped into mind when ArenaNet began its Guild Wars 2 marketing blitz with a powerful “Manifesto” trailer that came out swinging.  After a series of strong statements — “Cause and effect, a single decision made by a player …

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Rift: Space Invaders

Rift’s third beta event’s going on for the next few days, although I’m reluctant to dive that much into it before launch — I have a sneaking suspicion that I’m growing attached to my little lightning-spewing dwarf.  But I did log on for an hour or so to check out the new changes, as well …

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2010 Flushies: Name-Changer, Cash Shop Insanity, Most Hyped MMO

Winner: RIFT Games in development often change their names, true.  But the marketing team over at Trion Worlds apparently had a mid-life crisis this year, and decided to change RIFT’s name on a bi-weekly schedule.  First the game was called Heroes of Telara — dull, but functional.  Then it became Rift: Planes of Telara.  Then …

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Picture of the Day

Why “Final Fantasy XIV” and “dignity” will never be seen together in public.

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No Elves Outtakes!

I had to share this with you — a collection of outtakes from Global Agenda’s infamous “No Elves” ad: “Shame on you!” “I’m not a shaman, I’m an elf!”

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2010 Flushies: Introduction and New MMO of the Year

It’s been a full year since the disastrous 2009 Flushie Awards, what with the dolphin casualties and the gratuitous references to Weebles and a drunken appearance by Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen.  That is behind us now.  That is the past.  This… this is the FUTURE!  Of yesterday! For the duration of this week, I’ll be …

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