FEAR MY 100 WATTS OF ILLUMINATION!
For I… am a LORE-MASTER! And this is my… floating… lightbulb pet.
That can’t attack.
And commits suicide.
Uh.
Where’s my Auroch pet, Turbine? WHERE’S THE BEEF?
While I like the idea of a pet that helps heal and improve LMs’ healing capabilities, this thing is just sad all around. Like, I’m not even going to make eye contact with it if it calls out my name in game and we’re the only two beings in the zone. I DO NOT KNOW YOU, FLOATING LIGHTBULB!
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As soon as I saw that bloody LM diary with its nonsense about off-healing I had a bad feeling about the new pet.
I think I’ll have to find another character to take into Isengard because my level of enthusiasm for my LM just went from dampened to soaked.
Bad enough that they’re taking away my champions beloved shield, but this is just awful.
My designed specifically to die when sneezed on, City of Heroes, 48 month veteran reward 100 WATTS OF MINOR BUFFING ILLUMINATION looks like it just might be cooler than that.
That thing is just… sad. I’m so sorry!
I went to Bullroarer to play a LM and see the lightbulb in game… what a shame !