“So here’s my internal dialogue last night.
Responsible Self: You are moving in three days. Across country. By car. With three cats in the back seat. And on the way, you are stopping in Vegas and getting married. With, though not to, three cats. There have got to be productive things you can do with the rest of tonight.
LOTRO-self: Dude. You totally have to take screenshots of 80% of the in-game backpacks.
Responsible Self: OF COURSE YOU DO.”