Picture of the Day: Space Elf Cleavage

Posted on December 5, 2012 by Syp

So hard fighting gravity with that handicap, space elf. I sympathize.

Parodied hilariously on Escher Girls (courtesy of Lis).

6 thoughts on “Picture of the Day: Space Elf Cleavage”

Jonathan Humphreys on December 5, 2012 at 3:23 pm said:

But… does it offer maximum damage reduction?
*not played STO for ages, can barely remember its away mission mechanics* >_>
Ocho on December 5, 2012 at 3:39 pm said:

Hahahahah ahhh yes. She is colloquially known as “Bad aim elf”. Nothing says “Star Trek” like wildly firing a phaser while stumbling forward looking in a random direction.
Tyler Murphy on December 5, 2012 at 3:45 pm said:

If your ratio of breasts to waist were that extreme, you’d topple over too.
ZombiePirate on December 6, 2012 at 4:18 am said:

You can’t diss her, she’s a Captain don’t you know!
Stormwaltz on December 7, 2012 at 8:41 pm said:

New Rom-u-lus girls
They’re unforgettable
Unitards
And fine pointy ears
Rad-burned skin
So hot
They’ll melt Andoria
Oooooh Oh Oooooh

(I feel dirty. Somebody shoot me.)
Jonathan Humphreys on December 7, 2012 at 8:52 pm said:

Okie dokie. *strikes Stormwaltz down with an improbable hail of orbital phaser fire and photon torpedoes* >_>