To gank, or not to gank, that is the question:
Whether ’tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous rogues,
Or to take arms spec against a sea of Horde,
And by opposing end them? To die, to rez,
No more; and by rez to say we end
The losing streak, and the thousand natural shock blasts
That virtual flesh is heir to: ’tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wished. To die, to rez;
To rez, perchance to get revenge – ay, there’s the rub!
Welcome back to /AFK, the weekly roundup of interesting blog posts that caught my eye:
- KIASA — I perceive these lords at this encounter do so much admire that they devour their reason and scarce think
“No XP, No Fighty-Fighty: the motto of MMO players the world over.”
- Gankalicious — EVE Online judged
“The Eve community sucks. Many players view you as content, pure and simple.”
- Levelcapped — We are prisoners
“They have absolutely no stake in the potential success of others, but they do have a potential victory in the failure of others.”
- Psychochild — A tale of two free to play games
“I still think the “free to play” business model, when done properly as in the case of Puzzle Pirates, is the best for both developers and players.”
- GTFOOTF — Can’t we all get along?
“The question is, Why? Why are they so upset when another person likes a game they don’t like?”
- Kill Ten Rats — Why we ding, part 1
“But I do wonder if we have sped up too fast, to give too much fast or instant gratification, and removed that feeling that only a DING! can give.”
- MMO Quests — The trouble with April Fools
“See, when a quest npc happens to be transformed into a bunny they no longer respond to player hails. This left a LOT of very angry players.”
- High Latency Life — Lifetime achievement award
“If you don’t know any of these bloggers, please go visit them yourself, and find out why I love them so much.”
- Dragonchasers — Rift: Play games, have fun
“We’re blessed with the chance to play these wonderful games that no other generation has experienced.”
- MMO Gamer Chick — Rift: One month of cleric-ing around
“Dammit, I love my Cleric.”
- TOR Wars — The top 10 reasons I will be playing an Imperial Agent
“Anyone that has seen Tom Berenger’s Oscar-worthy performance alongside Billy Zane in 1993’s pièce de résistance, Sniper, knows that sniping (and covering yourself with poop to throw dogs off your tracks) is definitely the coolest way to fight a fight.”
If you have a choice between boring A and exciting B, will you not pick B and consider yourself a rogue, even though everyone else would most likely pick B as well?
One of the worst things about coming back from a trip is all of the catching up you have to do — especially if you happen to have hundreds of blogs in your Google Reader. I tried my best, but after a day or so of scrolling I gave up and marked all as read. Ergo, this week’s /AFK is incomplete in a sense, as it’s both covering two weeks’ worth of posts and missing a bunch of those posts at the same time. Ah well!
What be this “success” we’ve heard so much about? Be it fun, sales, lasting memories or the sheer fact that a game made it to launch in an industry that chokes its young to death on a regular basis? One thing is for certain: You are successful just for reading Bio Break. Lesser mortals have tried and fallen dead on the spot from the exposure.
Long lines coupled with a naturally impatient society equals tempers, raging forum posts and amusement for the rest of us. Sure, I hate long queues too, but it’s not as if I’m lacking other things to do or play, so I keep a sense of humor about it and dutifully wait until it’s my time to shine.
The big topic this past week was the opening of a new EverQuest time-locked progression server. Both old and new EQ players flocked to and overloaded the servers, looking to recapture lost experiences or experience lost history. While I personally didn’t feel compelled to give this a swing, it’s an interesting experiment that I wish more MMOs would try.
Back in college, my friends and I went through a Tabasco sauce craze. Each of us carried around little trademark bottles of that spicy delight to all of our meals, liberally dousing the flavor right out of whatever we were eating and replacing it with hotness. Eggs, pizza, casserole — nothing was safe from the Tabasco invasion. Why am I sharing this? Because my stomach is celebrating the fact I’m past this phase, even though the scars endure.
Two and a half weeks left, and RIFT players will finally be able to colonize Telara for good. This isn’t a lot of time to get one’s affairs in order — families need to be abandoned, jobs quit, pets sold the circus, catheters set up, etc. Hopefully, we’ll get it all done.
Are you a man? A woman? Or are you a number? A predefined class? Whoooo are you, who who who who? When people encounter you in game, do they see the person behind the avatar, or just a jarhead filling a rigid role?
Forumophobia: The mortal fear of going to — or posting on — an internet gaming forum due to the abundance of know-it-alls, trolls, malcontents, leet-speakers and 95% trash post rate. How can we combat this people? With lollipops, of course. With LOLlipops.