“Ladies and gentlemen, it is my duty and responsibility to come before you tonight to tell you that the enemy that we all thought was fleeing, has launched a resistance. They have the impunity to strike back into the very heart of our righteous cause, and it is because of that impunity that I say this: we will persevere.
“We will track them down, we will burn down their trees, and we will bring a bulldozer to a flowers-and-vines fight. We will make them sorry that they ever invaded our games with their smug sense of superiority, and we will eradicate them from history.
“Tonight is the last night that the elves sleep safe and sound — tomorrow, they will taste extinction.”