Star Trek Online is now graciously offering the in-no-way-suggestive Seven of Nine outfit in the Cryptic Store. We here at Bio Break Industries suggest that any company who promotes such an outfit must first wear it for a week, just to make sure that it’s both practical and fashionable.
I mean, hey — it’s high heels, a corset and a wedgie, all rolled into a glittery fanservice uniform. I’ve never quite understood Star Trek’s sexuality, to be honest. Once you hit the TNG era, it’s like everyone became eunuchs but had to dress in spandex to suggest that they were still romantic go-getters.
Aside from that, I’d really love to see STO — and the rest of the Star Trek franchise — get over this Borg obsession that’s been going on a decade too long. They’re overexposed, not that scary or intimidating, yet it’s as if they’re the last “cool” thing the show ever did and everyone refuses to give that up.