What your weapon style says about you

“I’m a bit dull but what can I say?  I like to live!  Also, my shield doubles as a sled when I travel to snowy zones.”

“This is my epeen.  There are many like it, but this one is mine.  With it I will disregard being a team player in a never-ending quest to top the DPS charts.”

“I’M WOLVERINE!  SNICKETY-SNICK-SNICK!  BUB!”

“I have seen way, way too many movies.  If I had a third arm, rest assured I’d be holding a weapon in that too.”

“This is not a weapon.  It is a stat receptacle.  I just like carrying large planks of wood to make me feel secure.  It’s a thing — I’m talking with my therapist about it.”

“I am the love-child of Legolas and Rambo.  And maybe Robin Hood.  In this scenario, Legolas would have to be the female with a child-bearing womb.”

“I will never sit at the cool kids table.”

8 thoughts on “What your weapon style says about you

  1. Hirvox February 22, 2011 / 9:10 am

    What about the one-hand weapon + offhand relic caster types?

  2. Scopique February 22, 2011 / 9:28 am

    How about weaponless melee? The ones who have their hands free to…oh, wait. Nevermind.

  3. Drannos February 22, 2011 / 9:30 am

    That’s great stuff right there!

    But why hate on dual- wielding? Everyone hates a Burglar until they need one… 😉

  4. Doug February 22, 2011 / 10:18 am

    I used spears in AC (big kudos for the last pic). I wish spears were more common in these games. (I’m looking at you Rift). Warden in LOTRO does it well.

  5. Syp February 22, 2011 / 11:01 am

    Spears are cool, as are staves that are actually used as weapons instead of just fashion accessories.

  6. Ulfast February 22, 2011 / 1:27 pm

    Actually, at lvl 2 in RIFT beta I found a polearm (spear) with my warrior! It was really cool, sadly very bad so I replaced it at the next quest upgrade :/

    But I always go for the polearm, I love them!

  7. Natalie February 22, 2011 / 8:25 pm

    Ahhhhh I fall into the stat receptacle category…

  8. Tony February 23, 2011 / 10:05 am

    Haha, that last guy doesn’t appear to have feet.

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