I don’t know why this particular rage post tickled my fancy, but my fancy is giggling manfully and I must address it.
Title: Turbine you are bunch of -__-;
Right off the bat we know that this will be a hard-hitting, tough love sort of situation, because there’s an emoticon right there in the title. I am not, however, quite sure what that title means. Turbine is a crying face? Or is this fill in the blanks for the readers at home?
Are you even serious????
One question mark isn’t enough when four need to be wielded to properly express one’s confusion and/or rage. Is Turbine serious?(???) Do they think that this game — this source of livelihood and passion for all who work on it — is a cruel joke devised to pull a tragic prank on one specific player? Apparently, they do.
Freeps getting dps boost with LI’s , while freeps remaining the same?
If you’re trying to make heads or tales of this sentence, just don’t. It’s a möbius loop of logic and illogic intertwined in an eternal dance of comprehension.
Also, I think he meant to use “creeps” as one of those. Just a hunch.
Are you fking serious or what?
That’s what we call a “chicken swear,” boys and girls. You want to sound all grown-up by unleashing a mighty F-bomb, but you still fear the mods and cannot find the “u” or “c” buttons on your keyboard. Completely understandable.
At least he’s returning to his earlier thesis of Turbine’s seriousness, placing the studio on the defensive and hitting them right where it counts. In the thought-nuggets.
So much imbalance and still nothing to do ????
YEAH! HAMMER THOSE QUESTION MARKS! THAT’LL SHOW THEM! OOOH!
Its just awful guys !
The right pinky, exhausted from excessive question marking, takes a break when asked to perform a simple apostrophe.
You should fire yourselves all of you lol.
The “lol,” strategically shoehorned in before the period, suggests that the writer is laughing in exhausted derision at the not-so-serious antics of Turbine. It is this laugh that cements the post’s legacy and will certainly make those devs walk home with their tails betwixt their legs in shame. It was a good day, they’ll think, before KaganpwnzOr laughed at us and deconstructed our master plan for all to see.
Also, can one fire oneself? I mean, from a job, not out of a cannon. Wouldn’t that just be quitting? And if they all quit, who would run the game?
My dog can do it better thats for sure !
Ahhh. There you go.
Wait — back up. Does your dog currently “do [development] better” in real life? On what game? Can we ask to see its credentials? Resume? Opposable thumbs?
It probably doesn’t matter. KaganpwnzOr, Bio Break salutes you as the ragiest rager who ever raged. And then took a potty break.