Even though he says little, Lord Cheese is a legend. He is a cheese of refined tastes, dressed in finery and sipping from the best of wines while tearing into a steak. He is well-read and honored by the peasants that visit his throne to beg a favor.
Lord Cheese rose above what we thought curds could ever be possible of, and showed the world how a self-made rind can come to a position of power and fame.
All hail Lord Cheese! May your reign be long and prosperous!