Oh hey! Kerbal Space Program finally released and it’s on sale! I should totally pick this up — it sounds great and my friends have raved about it.
Aw those Kerbals are so cute. Gonna be fun killing them upon reentry.
Hey, launching a rocket ship is pretty easy! Hit spacebar to jettison boosters. Nice. So cool.
I’m in SPAAAAACE!
[hours and 12 attempts to get through the third stage through the tutorial later]
WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME THAT THIS GAME REQUIRES ADVANCED CALCULUS TO PLAY? WHY AM I SUCH A BAD ASTRONAUT? WHY CAN’T I STOP CRASHING MY SHIP INTO THE LARGE PLANET?