Lies World of Warcraft told you

lies

I’ve read and re-read that first sentence repeatedly and my mind locks up each and every time.

No.

No.

NOOOOOOOOOO.

This is the dirtiest, foulest, most insidious lie ever told to gamerkind.

Elves are bad, BAD people. Sub-human, pointy-eared, self-righteous, unnecessarily-jump-flipping people.

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8 thoughts on “Lies World of Warcraft told you

  1. Tanek December 18, 2015 / 10:52 am

    “unnecessarily-jump-flipping people”
    Aha! Now I understand. You hate elves because it looks like they might enjoy jumping puzzles! 😉

  2. Winter (@Winterskorn) December 18, 2015 / 12:52 pm

    I love elves my favourite since I read about them in Tolkien 😀

  3. DanVzare December 18, 2015 / 1:48 pm

    Ah so you hate elves. Well then, you would REALLY hate the elves on Dwarf Fortress. Those bloody tree-fondling hypocritical hippies!

  4. Axeleef December 19, 2015 / 8:53 am

    Amusing =0)

  5. Silverangel December 20, 2015 / 12:11 am

    Aw, it’s perfectly understandable for mine-dwellers to have an irrational fear of jumping. May Elune bless your sweaty beard.

  6. baldwinp December 21, 2015 / 9:24 am

    I went to a live musical reading of Beowulf a few weeks ago and there is a passage where it goes through a list of all the evil creatures such as orcs and giants, and, yes, elves.

  7. Elrond December 21, 2015 / 2:02 pm

    Justin, at least you like dragons 😉

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