Book recommendation: The Palace Job

First of all, if you love reading ebooks and you’re not already hooked into Bookbub, please rectify that as soon as possible. Basically, Bookbub asks you to create a profile in which you select your favorite book genres, and then every day it combs through Amazon’s Kindle library looking for good deals on (usually) popular or high-rated novels.

I really love this service, because every day I get that email and scan through the three or four books it has found. I’d say at least once a week I end up picking up a cheap (or free!) book through this service, and I’ve discovered several new series through it. Great stuff.

I mention this because a few weeks ago I was informed that there was this fantasy trilogy, Rogues of the Republic, that had gone on sale. I think I got all three novels for $12 or so, although the first was just two bucks. They looked like lighthearted fantasy fare, which I welcome after too many of the recent wave of ultra-gritty, grim epics.

It turns out that this was a good buy. An extremely good buy, as evidenced by the fact that I’m excited enough to write a blog post about it. The first novel, The Palace Job, had me hooked from the first chapter on. It’s nothing that hasn’t been done before — it’s basically Ocean’s Eleven in a fantasy realm, with a ragtag assembly of thieves trying to pull off a master heist. Yet as it often is with novels, it’s in the presentation.

And The Palace Job’s presentation is superb. The worldbuilding is fascinating, kind of a high fantasy meets magicpunk, with ogres and spells and the like. The characters are individually interesting, with definable characteristics and funny quips. The best thing is that this book meets my standard of having every chapter be interesting and important. It moves along at a fair clip, with the thieves outwitting the bad guys while doing and saying lots of pretty hilarious things. There’s a shape-shifting unicorn (can’t say I’ve read a lot of fantasy with a unicorn as a main character), a death priestess with a talking warhammer, an expelled magician, a couple of escaped prisoners, a nerdy lockpicker, a Spock-like contortionist, and Dairy, a 16-year-old virgin doof who is as sincere as he is prone to messing up the plan.

Anyway, I’m really glad that there are three books, and after being so impressed with the first one, I read up on the author, Patrick Weekes. Turns out that he’s a writer for BioWare, having done a lot of stuff for the Mass Effect series. The guy wrote Tali, my favorite character from that series. Now the quality of the writing makes sense, eh?

What I think of Harry Potter and the Cursed Child


By now I think that most people know and recognize what an oddity Harry Potter and the Cursed Child is. It’s the eighth official story in the series… that’s actually written by Jack Thorne and not Rowling (who limited herself to coming up with the story). It’s a published book… that’s actually a rehearsal script for a two-part play instead of being a novel. And it’s much less about Harry Potter than it is about his son.

It’s weird and has proven to be pretty divisive among Potter fans. I’m not exactly sure where I stand on it.

I blitzed through the book in about two nights. Since it’s a play, other than some stage directions and descriptions, pretty much all you’re reading is dialogue. That makes for a fast read right there — and not necessarily a bad one. I found it pretty easy to lose myself in the story and come up with the descriptive details from my prior experience with the franchise.

The tale concerns Albus Potter, a not-so-great wizard who is struggling with the legacy of his father, and his Hogwarts best friend Scorpio, a pretty-awesome-guy who is struggling with the rumors that he’s the spawn of Voldemort. Both are outcasts and find themselves at odds with their respective fathers (father-child relationships is at the core of the play’s theme).

Instead of being a story of what happens at Hogwarts in the vein of a standard HP story, Cursed Child goes a different route by establishing how crappy Albus and Scorpio’s lives are and then giving them a purpose: To, somehow, save Cedric Diggory from being killed back in the ’90s by Voldemort in Goblet of Fire. Enter a whole mess of time travel, paradoxes, alternate worlds, and a desperate search by parents across the world and eras to find their kids again.

I’ve read that Cursed Child is more or less fanfiction — and not a great at even that. I don’t know if I agree with that. It’s definitely more of an extended coda to the series than its own fully fleshed-out tale (and oh do I wish it was just one of Rowling’s monster novels instead of a play). Most of the play keeps pointing to past events and figures, from time-turners to Cedric to Harry’s parents to Dumbledore, instead of giving us a new dimension of Hogwarts or the Wizarding World to explore. I think the limitations of a play’s running time meant for more leaning on an established world than coming up with a lot of new ideas, but I’ve certainly read fanfic that was far, far worse than this.

At least it’s entertaining and a new Potter story — and one that doesn’t really mess up the series that came before it or end on a dumb cliffhanger. I can see why they felt pressured to release the script (other than money), since fans would’ve felt cheated that they wouldn’t be able to experience the next official story other than a fixed location play that will probably be sold out from here to 2050. I thought that some of the descriptions of the magic and effects going on would be intensely difficult to replicate on a stage, and so this might well make for a better movie (and one that is hopefully more fleshed out).

It could have been a great novel. Instead it’s an OK play that doesn’t quite hit the spot that Potter fans, starved for another book, have been hoping for.

6 interesting novels I’ve read recently

saintI haven’t done a book post in a while (a year in fact!), probably because my reading in 2016 has slowed waaaay down for various reasons (I blame late-night sitcoms). Still, I have managed to plow through a good half-dozen novels so far, so here are a few thoughts and recommendations.

(1) Saint’s Blood by De Castell

The third of the Greatcoats series, I was so excited to see it pop up. It’s simply one of my favorite fantasy series of all time now, a new take on the Three Musketeers. Saint’s Blood has Falcio and company doing what they always do — trying to hold a broken country together by fighting near-impossible odds. It was a good read, even great, although I would probably put it at number three if I had to rank the series to date. Some good twists and a running theme on dueling keeps it gripping reading.

(2) The Devil’s Detective by Unsworth

Here’s a neat premise: A noir detective story set in Hell, where a man must investigate a series of murders that are unusual even to the underworld. Great world-building and a main character that slowly awakens and comes into his own. Now onto the sequel!

(3) The Rain by Turkot

I use Bookbub to notify me of free or highly discounted enovels in the genres that I read, so many times I take chances on these novels if they look interesting. The Rain kind of hit that spot, being a post-apocalyptic novel set in an America that’s seen nonstop rain for years and years. The concept is good, but the sometimes shoddy writing and dull characters lost my interest after a while.

(4) Bitter Seeds by Tregillis

Nazi soldiers with superpowers vs. British warlocks in World War II is a slam-dunk premise, and some people have talked up Tregillis for a while now. I’ll put this out there: It’s a good read, sometimes very dark and depressing, but the alternate history take on WWII with a fantasy/superhero approach is worth exploring. That said, I don’t think I’ll move on to the other books in the series, since by the end it was a little more work than pleasure to finish.

(5) The Traitor Baru Cormorant by Dickinson

Man people raaaaaved about this novel. Maybe a little too much, since my expectations going into it were very high. It’s the tale of an island native who is absorbed into a conquering empire and decides to rebel (in some fashion) from within. The protagonist balances between smarts and terrible situations well, and I’ll say that while it’s not my best-of-2016 or anything, it’s definitely an above-average novel with a decidedly different approach to fantasy.

(6) Dawn of Wonder by Renshaw

Probably my favorite book of the year so far. I’m a sucker for coming-of-age fantasy tales, and this one is both well-done and very long. The main character is a village boy with baggage who — after a good chunk of the book — ends up being trained in a military academy for elite troubleshooters. Every chapter was fascinating and I simply cannot wait for the sequel.

5 great books I’ve read lately

It’s been a good while since I’ve done a book report, so here are five pretty great books that I’ve read lately:

(1) Knight’s Shadow by Sebastien De Castell

The second of the Greatcoats series is — if anything — better than the stellar first entry. This is a fantasy remix of the Three Muskateers set in a land ripped apart by political divisions and war. Every chapter kept adding on more surprises, twists, and cool plot developments as the three Greatcoats go on a mission to try to secure the throne for a very young queen. There were at least two moments in the novel that had me literally standing up and cheering, they were that good.

(2) The Liar’s Key by Mark Lawrence

This is the second book of the Red Queen’s War, which is in turn the follow-up to the Thorns trilogy. I’m not sure if I like this series better than Jorg, but it’s heartening that the journey of slippery Jalen and stout Viking Snorri continues, even if the point of the trip seems a little flimsier than the last time. Lawrence seems to love protagonists who aren’t good guys but have moments of redemption, and I will say that there were a couple of moments here that surprised even me.

(3) How to Read the Bible for All Its Worth by Fee and Stuart

I’m on a big hermeneutics kick lately and have fallen in love with this textbook that aims to clearly explain how to read, understand, and properly interpret scripture. It’s more of a high-level overview than a weighty, in-depth tome, but there’s a lot here that I’m even learning, years after seminary. I’m also looking forward to perusing the follow-up, How to Read the Bible Book by Book, at some point.

(4) Uprooted by Naomi Novik

Holy carp, this novel bowled me over with how incredible it is. A girl gets ripped away from her village life to spend several years in the service of a grumpy wizard who is waging a one-man war against a malevolent forest nearby. I don’t think I’ve ever read a book — apart from The Ruins — that made me genuinely disturbed and afraid of plants the way this does, and I was entranced by how much character development and plot there is. Seriously, this is like three or four books crammed into one. Cannot wait for the sequel.

(5) The Providence of Fire by Brian Staveley

Wow, seems like I’m reading a lot of second books here! This is the second part of the Chronicles of the Unhewn Throne, a fantasy saga about three children of an assassinated emperor who is — supposedly — using them from beyond the grave to save the kingdom from destruction. Each of the children (the monk, the fighter, the leader) have really interesting stories this time around, and this massive book went by in the blink of an eye.

6 reasons why I’m an unapologetic Kindle convert

Kindle_Vs_paperbackAll of my life I’ve been a voracious reader.  I practically lived in libraries and used book stores, and once I found out that I could order books shipped to my door, my wallet took a significant hit.  But it was the advent of e-readers — specifically the Kindle — that revolutionized reading for me.  The amount of reading I’ve done in my post-Kindle era is, year for year, at least double than before, even though I have less free time than ever before.

I continue to be so head-over-heels with the convenience of Kindle that I sit in dumbfounded silence whenever I get into a conversation with people (including my wife) about books and they go into the, “Yeah, physical books are still so much better” line.  Are they really?  No, they are not.  Here are six reasons why I’m an e-book convert for life:

1. It’s helped me to streamline my physical library

When I lived alone, I had well over four bookshelves stuffed with my collection, and that wasn’t even counting those left in boxes.  Then I got married to another reader, whose collection doubled mine, and our house simply couldn’t hold enough bookshelves after a while.  Seriously, it got way out of control, especially when we found out that our local library had a “$5 for as many books as you can stuff in this bag” promo for their used bookstore addition.

Nowadays, we have ONE bookshelf that holds books, and half of that are kids storybooks and the other half are my wife’s.  I’ve long since packed up all of the physical books that I want to keep for some reason or another and then got rid of the bookshelves cluttering our living room.  Yes, I’ve had to re-buy some of my books on Kindle, but I’m more than okay with that, especially when I find them on sale.

2. It is always on me in one form or another

I can’t tell you just how much of a blessing it is that I’m never apart from my reading library.  I keep my Kindle on my desk for daily reading, but also have access to it with my phone and tablet — and it all syncs up between the three.  That means that whether I’m lying down to sleep, standing in line waiting for my kids to get done with school, or have a few minutes here and there, the option to read is always present.

Long gone are the days when I had to tote around a book on the chance that I’d need a diversion.  As a plus, reading on my iPhone makes me look like any other person who’s fiddling about with their smartphone, so I sidestep weird looks that opening up a physical novel in public would sometimes get me.

3. Physical books are a pain in the butt to handle

I do love the smell of books and the texture of the pages and whatnot, but let’s be honest: Books have never been ergonomic in the least.  Either they’re small paperbacks that require constant finger strength to keep open (or tie up both hands), or bigger books that are wearying to hold.

For Christmas, I got a 775-page book on graphic adventures that now haunts my bathroom (toilet reading!).  And while it’s an interesting subject, the book itself is so cumbersome to use, especially when I’m toward the beginning or end of the tome.  My Kindle, on the other hand, is so light and portable and contains no danger of paper cuts that I hardly notice its weight when using it.

4. I can organize my to-read collection

My old to-read system was to dedicate a few shelves of a specific bookshelf to titles I had yet to read.  My new one is to tag an e-book as part of my To Read list and not worry about it any more.

This is actually a huge boon when I don’t finish a book (for various reasons) but do want to revisit it and come back later on.  I used to feel very guilty about this with physical books, but with e-books I can rest assured that the master list won’t let it fall into oblivion.

5. I can get new books anywhere, any time

I suppose that part of our culture now is entertainment on demand, and so books have joined that.  We don’t have to go out shopping for them or wait a couple of days for a parcel to arrive; we can just flip through a list, make a selection, and watch in seconds as a book is downloaded to a device.  I get a little thrill out of seeing a book downloaded, I have to say.  Love that zippy progress bar.

On a recent trip I was a little worried that I might run out of things to read, which I then realized was kind of silly since if that even happened, getting more wouldn’t be an issue.

6. So. Many. Free.  Books.

Even when I’ve run out of spending allowance for the month, I’m never lacking more options to read.  Amazon has so many options to get free books, starting with the fact that you can simply search for free novels in each category (and some of these are actually former full-price titles that are made free to suck people into a series).  Then there’s the lender’s program and the Amazon Prime one-free-book-a-month thing.  And I haven’t even tapped into the public library system, which also is radically transforming to make e-books widely available to “borrow.”

Five great books I’ve read lately

traitorIt’s been a long, long time since I’ve done a book post here on Bio Break, although I’ve been reading rather voraciously over the past few months.  So let’s cut to the chase and I’ll give you five recommendations for books that I’ve really enjoyed:

1. Traitor’s Blade

Several fellow bloggers strongly recommended this book and man, am I glad I got to it.  It was a page-turner of the highest order, a kind of fantasy retelling of the Three Muskateers (but not strictly speaking) with characters that have these super-awesome “greatcoats” as armor.  Great plot twists, hilarious writing, cool action sequences, and a few quotes that were so darn epic that it made me want to punch the air.  I’m hoping for a sequel.

2. The Crimson Campaign

The Powder Mage trilogy started a little slow, but once it got going it was like a freight train of awesomeness.  This second book flashes between four principle characters, each with their own gripping storylines, such as an army incursion behind enemy lines, a quest to save a family, and a character coming to grips with newfound powers.  I just genuinely like these books.

3. What If?  Serious Scientifice Answers to Absurd Hypothetical Questions

The XKCD guy penned a long series of scientific essays dealing with funny hypotheticals, such as what would happen if the earth suddenly stopped spinning or if you could make a jet pack that rides on machine guns firing.  The answers are pretty revealing and the doodles he does are entertaining.

4. Bird Box

Here’s a post-apocalyptic tale that has a fresh approach: *Something* spread across the globe that causes people to go insane and become homicidal and suicidal if they catch but one glimpse at it.  We see how civilization slowly collapses as everyone withdraws into their homes and learns to cope without seeing — and not being able to see, to know, is actually incredibly terrifying.  A quick, good read.

5. World of Trouble

The final Last Policeman book traces the last days of the earth as the meteor is about to hit — but the policeman is desperate to solve the mystery of what happened to his sister, a quest that parallels nicely with the apocalypse.  It’s a sad book full of finality and excellent questions, such as “Does any of this even matter?”  I think it does.  Finishing it made me want to re-read the entire trilogy again.

Monday Book Report: What I’ve been reading

bloodsongIt’s been a good long while since I’ve shared the novels I’ve been reading, so I thought I’d do a quick post to catch up!

  • The Far Shores (Zachary Rawlins): Part 3 of the Central series, this is kind of a weird blend between the Matrix, Harry Potter, and brutal contemporary in-fighting between fictional cartels.  I’m in the middle of this right now, it’s OK even though the main protagonist is a ninny.
  • Blood Song (Anthony Ryan): One of my new favorite novels, despite the tepid title.  A gripping coming-of-age tale of a military legend that’s just well-crafted with excellent characters, an interesting world, and a few good twists.  Couldn’t put it down.
  • The Night Market (Zachary Rawlins): A so-so fantasy novel set in Rawlins edge-of-the-world vision about a girl who goes on a long journey to save her brother.  I saw some connections between this and the Central series, interestingly enough.
  • Poor Man’s Fight (Elliott Kay): I’m a sucker for military scifi that follows a recruit through training and into war — been there plenty of times, but this was a well-done entry that had great action and actually kicked off a series.
  • Hollow World (Michael J. Sullivan): A very interesting time-travel tale about a dying guy who jumps forward a few centuries and gets involved in a murder mystery plot with this odd new world.
  • 14 (Peter Clines): This is all about the most mysterious apartment building ever and the residents who try to uncover the many truths about it.  At times the characters and backstory are a little too geeky for their own good, but it was a fun read.
  • Harry Potter series (JK Rowling): I purchased all of the ebooks as a Christmas present to myself to read, for the first time, back-to-back.  I still genuinely liked them, although I discovered that Goblet of Fire is probably my least favorite of the bunch.
  • Three Parts Dead/Two Serpents Rise (Max Gladstone): Gladstone’s bizarre fantasy series about a somewhat contemporary world (that’s not earth) where gods have been overthrown and a destructive magic has taken root.  I’m really impressed with the craftmanship of this series and am looking forward to book three.
  • Midnight Riot (Peter Graves): I really didn’t like this book, forcing myself to slog through to the end.  Nothing outright terrible about it, an urban fantasy story set in London, but nothing that grabbed my attention either.
  • Miriam Black series (Chuck Wendig): Few books have divided my opinion as much as these three about a very disturbed lady who can see how people are going to die.  They’re kind of the anti-Odd Thomas books in a way, with her being a mostly unlikable, crass character in an ugly world (while Thomas is a virtuous soul in an ugly world).  At times I felt bad just reading them but at other times it had enough interesting ideas to keep me going forward.