I’ve been a little down on myself for slacking off and not pushing myself toward goals I set, so by gum, I was determined to at least meet my goal for Fallen Earth this month, which was to wrap up Clinton FARM quests. Shouldn’t be hard at all, just needed to nudge myself out of my gaming routine to get to it.
Starting off, I finished up a round of doctor training on a bunch of patients. Bandages, drugs, medical bill, the whole works. Nothing about this seems sanitary, but eh, you use what you got.
Then a quick mandatory sunset pose before riding off to butcher a bunch of Blade Dancers. And then poachers. For some reason, the poacher mobs all bunched up and then trained on me:
So yeah, I died.
I thought I was making good progress, scratching out quests left and right, until one led me to a mine… where there were about 15 or so new quests waiting. That isn’t always a bad thing, unless, of course, you’re trying to wrap up an area. In which case it becomes, “C’mon, man!”
Yeah, this seems like a good idea right here. “And they never found the body” will be in my obituary, I bet. Down in the darkness, I bash my way to level 9.
This mutant’s hitting all of my bingo card entries — monocle, gas mask, turban, bandolier.
This fight was tricky, mostly because I wasn’t paying attention and didn’t realize until about a half-minute in that I wasn’t doing any damage. Rather, I was — but the toxic barrels in the room were healing him. So I had to do something very unnatural, which was to ignore the boss slashing my back and focus on cleaning the barrels and healing myself. Once that was done, pow, I could kill him.
And that’s Clinton FARM!