LOTRO: The last sword I’ll ever need

fineI won’t say that Lord of the Rings Online’s Update 16 was the brightest star on my gaming horizon, but as it neared it did start to shine more and more in my hopes. I don’t know why I was thrilled to see that Turbine was adding in new dungeons, but I was — and it made me kind of want to run a few. And while the new zones and epic story is nice to have, it’s not really the selling point so much as what was expected.

Oddly enough, what really excited me about Update 16 was the change to the legendary item system with the new level-100 imbuements. Basically, once you hit level 100 you can choose to “imbue” a LI so that it changes from its normal configuration to a special new one that gives an XP bar and ranks to each legacy. This allows for a lot more leveling/advancement through LIs while taking away some of the micromanagement that these objects used to require. Theoretically it takes us in a step toward how LIs should have been from the get-go: powerful items that level up alongside of you.

While I had a second-age level 100 halberd, what I really wanted was to return to using a sword on my captain. The sword just looks more iconic and deadly, plus I like those animations more. So I put out a call to my kinship asking if there were any crafters who could make a second ager (since I couldn’t find any in the auction house after a week or so of looking), and a crafter piped up to help me out.

A few minutes later, and I was in possession of a brand-new level 100 two-handed greatsword that I named Fallout, in honor of the retro game series I’m doing on Bio Break this week. It’s already doing more DPS than I was with the halberd, and I spent a couple of crystals of rememberance that I had in the bank to give it a couple of extra legacy slots.

The, er, fallout from this improved system means that getting XP now has more meaning for me once again, which in turn strengthens the motivation for going through quests. Other than the occasional class trait for finishing a quest line and the story, I wasn’t really getting much in terms of rewards from questing post-100 anyway. Now I’ve got a new XP mountain to climb, and ideally this sword will be with me all of the way through the remainder of the game. That’s a happy thought.

Less happy is my success with the new dungeons. I’ve been making it a point to sign up in the instance finder for both the old and new dungeons, but haven’t had any luck seeing those pop. Maybe I’m the only person who uses the instance finder? I’m curious to at least see the Osgiliath instances, at least.

LOTRO: A return to the Shire

musicYou know how it is with growing older — sometimes you want to go back and revisit your youth, to see if you can recapture some of what made the places you used to frequent so special. Of course, that’s a great way to be disillusioned as well, but it doesn’t stop us from doing it.

This week is the 7th anniversary of my LOTRO kinship, the Lonely Mountain Band. To cap off festivities, there was a concert and a special guest speaker at Ales & Tales last night. That was enough encouragement for me to return to the place of my character’s youth, the Shire.

outfitMan, I have not been back to the Shire in what feels like ages. After months in Rohan and Gondor, it feels like a completely different world to return to a place where pie-tasting, mail-running, and player concerts are the norm. It’s great to see that it’s still a place where players congregate in large numbers.

I took advantage of the moment to whip up a new outfit, as I had become a little bored with my current wardrobe.  I worked with a piece — eastenmet armor — that had frustrated me in the past, but I think I got a combination that came out looking good. I like the high collar and how it all goes with the campaign backpack. I think I might even be looking at the outfit I’ll be wearing through the end of the game.

Speaking of finishers, I am happy to report that I finally wrapped up Update 15, including the epic storyline, and can add LOTRO to the list of games where I have a capped character waiting for the next big update (which, for this game, will be sometime this month).

I’m looking forward to seeing what will happen in the coming year, but my heart and love for this game will always be way back in the beginning, back in the Shire. I doubt we’ll ever experience a place like that again in this game.

Dealing with a wasted session

aragornMy baleful eye of Sypon has turned to Lord of the Rings Online in an effort to get caught up through Update 15’s content. Last night’s play session wasn’t anything awesome for the most part; I’m struggling through a cold and mostly was playing on autopilot. I barely remember the stories, other than saving a girl who ran away to hang out with a river goddess, but at least I chewed through a good portion of quests in central Gondor.

By the time 10:00 p.m. hit, the epic storyline landed me in the court of Aragorn (above), his Grey Company, and his ghostly backup dancers. I wasn’t fully expecting to find that, and I’ll admit that the discovery was pretty neat. It’s cool to see how far he’s come in the game from that guy crouching in the dirt in Archet asking you to find some Kingsfoil for his friend.

Anyway, Aragorn asked me to go ahead and run the Pelargir epic battle. Sigh. Fine. I’ve been trying so hard to forget that LOTRO even has epic battles, which tells you a little about how highly I regard that system. But I figured that if I could knock it out before bed, that would be a good way to cap the night.

As with the Helm’s Deep battles, Pelargir was mindless drudgery. Run and fight, feel like you’re not making much of a difference at all, and wait around for far too long while mobs come at you in waves. Thank goodness for Netflix and Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt. Binge watching is fun.

Long story short, I spend about 35 to 40 minutes going through the motions and then suddenly die due to being in the wrong place at the wrong time and having 15 mobs dance on my skull. Quickly I respawn — all of the way at the beginning — and try to run back, but the “they can’t die” NPCs get killed within seconds and I fail the instance. It boots me back out to the landscape and Aragorn shakes his head slowly while giving me a disapproving look.

He needn’t have bothered; I felt plenty disappointed in myself. Is there any worse feeling in MMO gaming than to blow a good chunk of time on what turns out to be a wasted effort? I’ve gone through this before in hard quests where I spend so much time pushing forward but can’t complete it or with those endless dungeon runs in which your party keeps wiping and can’t progress.

Sure, it can’t always be victory after victory in MMOs. Failure can and should exist. But when you’re investing tons of time into these games, you want to see progress for that investment. I logged out thinking that I could have gone to bed an hour earlier and it wouldn’t have made any difference in my LOTRO progress if I had.

I think it’s important in those disappointing moments to take a big step back, refresh, and regroup in the future with a more positive attitude. Next time I will beat this. And if I don’t, I will chuck my hard drive into the cracks of Mt. Doom as petty revenge.

LOTRO: Syp vs. the Army of Darkness

army1Right now I’m about halfway through re-reading Lord of the Rings, and there’s one thing that really strikes me about the books (other than they’re pretty darn good and have many epic moments/quotes). The magical/mystical side of Middle-earth, while present, is downplayed and deliberately left mysterious. Are the elven cloaks really magic or just well-made in such a way that looks like magic? Is Aragorn’s sword imbued with some magical property to make it flash like lightning or is that just artistic license? It feels as though there’s a lot of room left for interpretation.

Back in 2007, I was initially attracted to how LOTRO was going to buck the trend of high-fantasy MMOs and go more low-key with its classes and use of magical whatevers. Sure, over the years magic creep has settled in (Rune-keepers are still a sore spot to many) but it’s still very much a game that’s more grounded in realistic analogues than fairies and fireballs. It actually makes it more relatable, at least to me, and when something supernatural shows up it’s somewhat impressive.

army2Anyway, that’s a meandering lead-up to say that I spent last night beating up ghosts in Gondor. Turbine used a little bit of wiggle room in the Paths of the Dead to create a group of non-redemptive spectres called the restless dead, and these jerks from the great beyond have been dogging my steps and causing no end of grief for others. Being that they’re already dead, I don’t feel that bad spearing them with my halberd (although… how am I doing that? Really?).

A local man in Gondor tells me how he and his family believe in these river maidens who have allegedly watched over the region as sort of guardian angels, and begs me to go find her. That’s not too difficult for me even though nobody had actually seen them in ages. But me? I’m special. I walk to the river’s edge and a good ghost pops out of the water to have a chat. Apparently she’s been needing to atone for some mistakes she made in life, so helping out the locals in death seemed like good penance.

But really that just meant that I was going to have to beat up a whole lot of ghosts, so beat them up I did.

army3I was all excited to see how the river maiden was going to turn the power of the water against the restless dead. The ghosts show up and taunt us for a bit, then the maiden issues the closest thing to a prayer that I’ve seen in the game, and then…


Well, the ghost just melts into the water like the Wicked Witch of the West.  “Curses!” and soforth. OK, it was probably a limitation of the engine, but I was really hoping for a tsunami or a water spout or something. Melting? That was a bit anticlimactic.

Although I did get a hearty laugh at seeing the remainder of the restless dead do an about-face and run off in double-time, almost like Benny Hill. “It’s water! RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!”

LOTRO: Getting to know Gondor

h1Got this helmet the other day — a new model, at least to me. It’s decidedly unusual, and I’m on the fence whether or not I like it. I kind of do and kind of don’t, but I’m trying it out for a while.

h2Going through Gondor in LOTRO thus far has been an educating experience. Of all of the main regions/countries of the Lord of the Rings, it’s the one that I know the least. In the movies, Gondor is primarily two cities — Osgiliath and Minas Tirith — and just that. But the game is providing a lot more context as I make my way from west to east.

For starters, I never pictured Gondor as a coastal nation, but I guess it is and that definitely changes the atmosphere. Kind of Mediterranean. Past the landscape, Gondor has its own architecture (which we have seen in ruins throughout the game): large stone/marble structures with swan and wing motifs. Coming from the rustic log cabins of Rohan, it’s quite a switch. You get the sense that this is the cradle of a much older civilization than much of what we’ve seen of Man lands to date (especially back in Bree-land).

h3The residents haven’t been having an easy go of it as of late. Gondor doesn’t have to just worry about an army pouring out of Mordor, I guess, as it also has a plague of corsairs plus (why not) an army of restless dead assailing it from all sides. And since the population is frozen in fear and non-scripting, it’s up to me to wage a one-woman army and save the day.

I’ve been growing in appreciation of my halberd, and not just because it’s a second ager. It’s got a good animation to it and I definitely feel martial when I’m wielding it.