Take note, aspiring bloggers! Two great tips:
- Outright beg for comments when you don’t feel as if you’re getting enough of them
- Pretend that you also moonlight as a rival blogger, and then “reveal” that it was a hoax, just because
Awesome!
P.S. – Why aren’t more people commenting on this post?
P.P.S. – It’s been five minutes. Why no comments yet?
Bio Break 
“P.P.S. – It’s been five minutes. Why no comments yet?”
How do we know you are who you say you are? Can you please link to a separate blog I will comment there, thanks!
Because nobody else could ever mimic the complexity of my name — Syp! I mean, “Hudson”, everyone knows that. Hudson River, Hudson Hawk, Hudson… Sudson. It’s everywhere.
What’sup?
I never leave comments.
So that’s what I did wrong! Well I won’t make the same mistake twice!
Btw, does begging for comments from someone else’s blog also work, or is that finally scraping the bottom of the barrel?
Syppery Slope.
Syphillis.
Syptomania (stealing other people’s blog posts, you blog post stealer!)
The list goes on.
You are not who you say you are!
I C WAT U DID THAR
I will not drive up your comments just by commenting….
DAMN!
How do we know you are not Hudson?
The Hudson is a Lie!
Oh noes, incoming Blogger War?
Yes, I commented because you begged.
Why do I feel like a Jedi has just tricked my mind?
I’m going to comment on this, just to say that it’s not worth commenting on! 😛
I am Tobold. I am the Apeth Man!
Wait…no..
I am TOBOR! I am the 8th Man!
Faster than a rocket, quicker than a jet. I’m the mighty robot. I’m the one to get!
So I was rereading LOTRO, didja know Tobold stole his name from a character in that book? Tobold Hornblower, the Hobbit.
Oh, and this isn’t really Tobold.
I think his ploy was in poor taste, personally.
How many comments are enough? When will this “my comment length is longer than your comment length” back and forth amongst you bloggers end?
It’s sad, really. Well, that and the fact that I played along.
I’m the real Gevlon!
3. Go to a more popular blog and leave a comment with a link of your sad, sad blog, begging for readers of said blog to please look at your blog and comment.
http://www.scarybooster.com
4. Hope people understand begging on more popular blogs is sad, but in these tough economic times beggers need attention too.
You don’t fool me. You’re Hudson, and I can prove it.
See, ‘Sypster Hudson’ is an anagram of ‘Suspend Shorty’, and your icon is an image of a short guy suspending his fist in midair. QED.
It’s true, I am actually Syp.
I married Snaffy in a Second Life
It would be nice if my comments actually made it past wordpress spam filters…I am not spam!!
Bah, I just noticed the tweets! I’m already behind the power curve. I’ll have to go cry about this and beg for comments.
Actually, I’m just a bit too lazy to do that. I did like this though…
“3. Go to a more popular blog and leave a comment with a link of your sad, sad blog, begging for readers of said blog to please look at your blog and comment.
http://www.scarybooster.com
4. Hope people understand begging on more popular blogs is sad, but in these tough economic times beggers need attention too.”
You guys should totally read my new blog! I’m calling it Hello Kitty Slant. All HKO all the time!
I was sleeping, but here’s my token comment.
@ Ardua HOT
Consider it on the blogroll Ferrel….Hello Kitty Online: One MMO to rule them all
I long for the day i have enough readers that I can afford to alienate some by jerking their chain.
Your world frightens and confuses me!
I AM SPARTUCUS!
If comments are proof that people love you, then you are much loved, Syp. 😀
This is hilarious – it’s like a blogger’s all-star team in comments. Granted, I’m a third-stringer, but still!
I’m Syp and so’s my wife!
Wow, I totally missed something. Stupid real life making me miss things on the Internet!
Late to the party comment.
What are we doing here?
I have to be honest and say I’m slightly ashamed.
I’m Syp pretending to be Snaffy pretending to be Ysharros, Pretending to be Gevlon, who is really Tobold, who is pretending to be Larissa, who is pretending to be Frank, Who is actually Scarybooster, who is spinks, who is really Werit, pretending to be Rivs.
We clear on that.
Who’s Rivs pretending to be?
*offhand sarcastically witty remark*
Boy, it’s much easier between asterisks!
You won’t see me comment on just any Joe Schmo’s blog. A comment from me is like the old Nintendo Seal of Approval.
Who am I? I’ve lost track, but wanted to comment cos I think you don’t get enough quality comments from me.
I am disappointed in the low volume of comments here. I’m leaving.
Great site…keep up the good work. I read a lot of blogs on a daily basis and for the most part, people lack substance but, I just wanted to make a quick comment to say I’m glad I found your blog. Thanks,
A definite great read…
-Bill-Bartmann