Verticality always throws me for a loop when trying to traverse MMO zones (especially if I don’t have flying). But my golden rule here is that going down is always, always easier than going up, so seek high ground when exploring.
ESO’s Northern Elsewyer gives off a strong Indiana Jones/Tomb Raider vibe in the best of ways. Perhaps more so than I’ve experienced in other MMOs. It makes for delightful explorations of ruins and ancient civilizations.
I mean, any quest where you get to call a monkey to come to your aid is the greatest quest of the year, bar none. Thank you, ESO, for living the dream.
Speaking of animals, I forgot how awfully entertaining this Stitches heist questline was — especially since it involves a one-eyed drunk cat with magic powers. Now that’s the dream I never thought to have but really should’ve.
The call occasionally went out for teams to fight dragons, and since (a) I hate these guys and (b) I like their loot, why not? At least they put in some effort as bosses by flying around and roasting the ground.
Darkpool Mine was a cool little delve. The whole place kept shaking and sand fell down, giving the impression of an immanent collapse — all of which occasionally stunned me. And then there were quite a few mobs that actually gave me a bit of a fight, which is a nice change of pace. Really felt like I was hacking and slashing my way through it all.
I found an NPC who offered up the best in-universe example I’ve ever heard of why he doesn’t move from a single spot.
Great use of shadow and light!
Rigurt for President in 2024! He may not be the most capable candidate, but he IS the most drunk and well-intentioned!
Nothing to see here — just the rocket-powered floating head of an insane prophet who just so happens to be voiced by John Cleese.
But seriously, I’m on a really good tear here in ESO these past few weeks. I’m eagerly spending longer sessions ferreting out the stories and chewing through the zone, so hopefully this will continue and translate into more progress this year. I ended my week opening up a string of daily login crates that I got over the past few days for free. I racked up some body markings, another wolf pup pet, a moth pet, a blacksmith costume, an egg hatch emote, a sweetroll housing decoration, and a swamp jelly pet.