
Hey, it’s your friendly neighborhood Captain here, doing what I do best: Be a total coward and run away from screaming packs of hobgoblins. At least I’m getting good cardio out of the experience!
With all of the Gundabad zones cleared of normal quests, I doubled back and picked back up on Chapter 7 of the epic. I find it’s a lot easier to follow expansion storylines when you do the epic straight through with no interruptions. So as I nudged a couple of dwarves toward each other in beardy romance, I started to get into the business of the orcs and dwarves yet again.

As I went through the remainder of this story for the first time, I contemplated why the Orcs vs. Dwarves storyline seemed to flop in the LOTRO community. I haven’t seen a lot of enthusiastic testimonies about it — but I have witnessed a lot of the apathy that I share. It’s not bad, mind you, but there’s something about this whole arc that failed to connect as broadly as it should. Maybe it’s the use of dwarves (acquired taste, those), or the post-book storyline, or the general sense that despite all of the devs’ work, Gundabad still came off as Moria 2.0. My conclusion is that it was a not-particularly-exciting narrative thread that ended up going on for far too long.

And boy was I ready to be done with it, not only from apathy but because the general game performance in Gundabad is downright abysmal these days. I don’t generally see a lot of lag in LOTRO myself, but these past few weeks in Gundabad specifically have been horrible. Rubberbanding, freezing, loooong delays in combat… you name it, it was there. Nearly unplayable, and absolutely unacceptable for an MMO in 2022.
The above picture? That’s not me being quick with the keyboard. That’s combat frozen for over a minute, giving me ample time to screenshot it.

Some people don’t like session play, but I enjoy the combat and narrative breaks that it offer. And hey, how many times do you get to play a weird goblin in a video game? Ph Glurkub, will you be mine?

Last known photo: Glurkub making friends.

Happily, the epic picked up steam in the last few books — many of which were glorified cutscenes (yet very interesting ones!). In fact, I found myself becoming engrossed in the tale at the backend, which makes me regret brushing it off so lightly. A good ending to a mediocre start is better than nothing.

And before I knew it, I had wrapped up the final Gundabad epic, finished all the zones, hit 140, and gazed at a majestic sunset over my accomplishments. It’s a heady feeling to know that you’ve actually come to the end of all of the (current) solo content in the game.

So it came time to part ways — for a while, at least — with Captain Syppi. She’s been with me over a very long road in LOTRO, and she deserves a rest in her home until adventure comes calling again.