The Secret World: Orochi Daily Checklist

Be eviscerated by a werewolf
Be eviscerated by a werewolf and then turn into a werewolf
Be eaten by a Draug
Be stabbed in the head by zombie miner
Be turned inside-out by abused psychic children and then have corpse covered with dolls (remember to pre-purchase dolls)
Tamper in God’s domain and then reap the awesome benefits of mad science
Become infected by the Filth and discover it’s not covered by your HMO
Drive a sinister van to a random location and then die
Set up a tent and then die
Set up a listening facility and then die
Ask Dragan about the teddy bear thing
Laugh uncomfortably when you hear your boss refer to you as a “red shirt”
Stop laughing entirely when you realize said boss was a former Starfleet security officer on board a doomed ship
Look fabulous with new grey/white outfits
Realize that you just cannot get blood out of white clothing
Have morbid discussions with coworkers about how you will arrange your body before you die
Be consumed by C’thulu wannabe and then spit out with mind permanently scrambled
Steal office supplies